We hope you all had a Merry Christmas. To you, we give the gift of another wonderful show.

Oh Senator Crapo. The man got himself a bit boozified over the weekend, and was subsequently arrested on a DUI.

Warren Jeffs publishes his own revelations. He shall be freed!

A BYU student starts a puppy pimping rental business. Neat.

Provo is rated the best place to grow old! Yes! Turn away from Florida and come to the joy of Utah!

In other news: Jabari Parker chooses Duke, missionaries in Oklahoma save a dog, and missionaries freed in Guatemala.

Also we argue about flash storage vs. cloud storage.