Author: Geoff Openshaw

MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #4 – Sara vs. Angie

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Sara Olds Al: Sara, if I remember correctly, was our favorite from before. Geoff: I think I was neutral. She was the Disneyland know-how one. A: With this much MJ, can this even go bad? G: Yes. But with a name like “Hype Studios,” I think all is possible. A: Oh gees, he is soooo white. This is gonna...

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MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #3 – Jane vs. Melanie

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Jane Madsen Geoff: Sheesh. I guess rent caps are benefiting someone, Jane. Nice abode. Al: I think Jane is in the north of Manhattan, the rent is cheaper above 85th see G: They liiiike each other. You can just tell. A: LOOOOVE! G: Times Square is kinda cliché, but Rick’s never been to NY, so who the heck cares? A: Time square is great, it’s just a fun place to go and feel like you’re in the city. It’s not the true “New York” but it’s very busy city feeling. G: I think this is Rick’s first time using public transit since he disavowed BART in San Francisco. A: What’s wrong with the BART? A: M&M hi fives… women love that. G: This video is really nicely shot; just the depth, lighting, colors. Good job, MoBach folks. G: Lovin the creepy Blair Witch footage atop 30 Rock. And now they are making out off camera. This is filthy. A: There is nothing better than hearing lips slobbering off camera. This is true reality TV. G: Holy romance, dude. The song, the slow-mo. Lens flares. Gnomeo and Juliet. It doesn’t...

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MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #2 – Andrea vs. Beana

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Andrea Candrian G: Before anything, can I just commend you, Al, for the “Fight!” picture this time around? Beana looks outstanding. Al: Political looking…. what does that mean? Geoff: It means Rick has no idea about politics. It’s not political looking. Northern Virginia looks like Orange County with more black people. A: What’s with the church garb, is this...

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MoBach Round 2 Throwdown #1 – Sam vs. Melissa

Editors’ note: Welcome to the second round of MoBach reviews and critiques. The people at The Mormon Bachelor are delighted to curb your right to free speech. We are delighted to encourage free speech. The freer, the better. Go, team! Samantha Goodsell Geoff: Oh goodie! More Temper Trap! They aren’t overplayed or anything. Can’t we leave that song to “500 Days of Summer,” where it belongs? G: I can’t help but think that her name is very James Bondgirl-esque. G: You dirtbag. You just want to do it all for the nookie. A: A little action? Not even a...

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