MoBach Throwdown #7 – Kristy vs. Erin

Geoff Openshaw

Geoff Openshaw

Editors’ note: For the next few weeks we’ll be critiquing dates on “The Mormon Bachelor.” The folks at MoBach heavily moderate their comments so that everything involves sunshine and rainbows, and we think that is dumb. This is dating, people! Not all of it works or is positive, and we shall address it as such. Your comments and thoughts – uncensored and unedited – are welcome, as always.

Kristy Uzelac

Geoff: Hahaha, I love the dude directing Rick to the photo booth.
Al: lol, agreed, best start ever. 🙂

G: I swear all of these dates are in Santa Monica. Where’s the love for the 909? Show Cucamonga at its finest!
A: Is bad romance ever a good song for a date montage?

G: Apparently Rick and Kristy are old pals from the People’s Republic of San Francisco. Great pit sweat, btw.

G: Can I just tell you how much I dislike 95% of the music they use for these things? Honestly, I’d be THRILLED To have Cake over all of this. That’s a huge concession to you, Al.
A: Geoff, I knew you’d come to your senses

G: On that note, does it not bother the producers that the lyrics to the song say, “Caught in a bad romance”?

G: Those were some hot trapeze moves, Rick.

G: OK, we get it. They did trapeze. Move on.
A: I would love to do some trapeze. However it looks like the majority of this excursion was hanging then dropping. More transfers please! 😛

G: Man, what a move at the end. Conning us all into thinking they made out.
A: lol

G: They were doing so well on dialogue, but they went back to Montageland with this one.
A: Agreed, I think Kristy has potential though, I just wish we heard her voice … once.

Erin Spencer

G: Hi, Erin. You look 17. The backpack isn’t helping.
A: A lot of grown women wear backpacks, they are either determined to finish high school, or they are messangers for a cheap courier company.

G: In-N-Out? I love it, but Rick goes there regularly. Big mistake, date-wise.
A: OR she knew he loved it there so she played to his weakness.
Also, animal style FTW

G: Were there three cheeseburgers in that tray?

G: He honestly looks like her uncle.
G: Who doesn’t like cats? You harlot.
A: Geoff no one likes cats. Riley’s time is passed.

G: I’m on the fence with the shoe decorating activity. I dunno, this whole things just screams Provo, but it would still be fun.
A: Great move to showcase her art though, her shoes looked epic

G: That comedian is a legend.
A: Were they the only ones at that show?

G: No attraction on Rick’s end. I just wanna play Rainbow Brite with her.

G: You gotta watch the recap videos, but once again, ladies, if the first thing Rick says about you isn’t “She’s cute,” don’t keep your schedule open.
A: He is so superficial, but you totally have him pegged Geoff :/


Geoff: Neither was particularly strong. Here we have some longtime friend who is an adult, but seemed very buddy-buddy (Granted, it’s really hard to go from longtime friends to being romantical). And then we have a girl who probably can’t even buy cigarettes. I’m going with Erin on this one if only because of the shoes.
Al: I disagree Geoff, Kristy has some spunk to her, I’m calling a dark horse here

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